'a humorous quotation'

q: how many zen buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
a: three. one to change the lightbulb, one not to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.


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invincible

When they finally come to destroy the earth, they'll have to go through you first.
I bet they won't be expecting that.
When they finally come to destroy the earth,
they'll have to deal with you first,
and now my money says they won't know about the thousand
Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes.
Invincible. You're invincible.
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... It's invincible.
When they finally come, what'll you do to them?
Gonna decimate them like you did to me?
Will you leave them stunned and stuttering?
When they finally come, how will you handle them?
Will you devastate them deliberately?
'Cause I'm gonna guess they won't be prepared for thousand
Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes.
Invincible. You're invincible.
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... It's invincible.
So, please use your powers for good. You're invincible.

is this even legal?

i try to log into my facebook account, and this is what i get:
"Hey, your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience."

this can't be happening.

sorry, i don't speak..whatever it is you're speaking

this is the most recent 404 page i've been directed to:

VIRHE! Tiedostoa ei löytynyt.

Poistamme vanhat shotit 30pv sisällä säästääksemme levytilaa. SSC3 -shotit löytyvät nykyään osoitteesta http://ssc3.cmax.gg

anyone know what that is? if anything?

UPDATE: I think it's finnish. but i can't be sure.

don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis

if you don't have the sense to add vowels to your words (lk ths) you are either very, very stupid, lazy as hell, or Camile.

sailing, sailing, over the bounding main

Hello.
It's finally summer...which means no school. Hallelujah.
I'll be leaving on Saturday for the weekend, so this is my last post until sometime next week. The pain!
I've seen these too many times to still think they're funny, but if you're bored check out the Legendary Lilypad
It's pretty funny, esp. the Matrix ones.

In Response, Pt. I

“Christians’ fundamentals are so much better, they give people the right to have their own beliefs or none if that’s what the person wants/believes.”

“Fundamentalism” describes an adherence to Christian doctrines based on a literal translation of the Bible. They are similar to Evangelism in that they have extremely strict and somewhat limited ideas of what is right; for example, activities such as watching movies, drinking alcohol, smoking, dancing, and listening to pop music are considered sinful. A pure fundamentalist has an approach to politics based on an international conspiracy or dispensationalist theology, believing that our current religious situation will result in an eventual one-religion world led by the literal Antichrist. They are opposed to human cloning, stem cell research, relaxed sodomy laws, euthanasia, homosexuals and, of course, abortion.

This is not a religion that allows open-mindedness. It is a strict, limited view of what is right and what is wrong. Take the subject of abortion, for example. It is an issue that can be seen from either perspective fairly easily. On the one side, it is the mother’s choice whether she wants to perform an abortion; but on the other side, it is considered murder because once the egg is fertilized, it is considered a living being. Fundamentalists have gone so far as to draw ethnic comparisons between abortion clinics and Nazi concentration camps. Within the ideals of fundamentalism, abortion is wrong and sinful and should be banned, which often leads to acts of violence against abortion clinics.