q: how many zen buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
a: three. one to change the lightbulb, one not to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.
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05 October 2007
02 October 2007
invincible
When they finally come to destroy the earth, they'll have to go through you first.
I bet they won't be expecting that.
When they finally come to destroy the earth,
they'll have to deal with you first,
and now my money says they won't know about the thousand
Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes.
Invincible. You're invincible.
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... It's invincible.
When they finally come, what'll you do to them?
Gonna decimate them like you did to me?
Will you leave them stunned and stuttering?
When they finally come, how will you handle them?
Will you devastate them deliberately?
'Cause I'm gonna guess they won't be prepared for thousand
Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes.
Invincible. You're invincible.
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... It's invincible.
So, please use your powers for good. You're invincible.
I bet they won't be expecting that.
When they finally come to destroy the earth,
they'll have to deal with you first,
and now my money says they won't know about the thousand
Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes.
Invincible. You're invincible.
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... It's invincible.
When they finally come, what'll you do to them?
Gonna decimate them like you did to me?
Will you leave them stunned and stuttering?
When they finally come, how will you handle them?
Will you devastate them deliberately?
'Cause I'm gonna guess they won't be prepared for thousand
Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes.
Invincible. You're invincible.
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... It's invincible.
So, please use your powers for good. You're invincible.
29 June 2007
is this even legal?
i try to log into my facebook account, and this is what i get:
"Hey, your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience."
this can't be happening.
"Hey, your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience."
this can't be happening.
28 June 2007
sorry, i don't speak..whatever it is you're speaking
this is the most recent 404 page i've been directed to:
VIRHE! Tiedostoa ei löytynyt.
Poistamme vanhat shotit 30pv sisällä säästääksemme levytilaa. SSC3 -shotit löytyvät nykyään osoitteesta http://ssc3.cmax.gg
anyone know what that is? if anything?
UPDATE: I think it's finnish. but i can't be sure.
VIRHE! Tiedostoa ei löytynyt.
Poistamme vanhat shotit 30pv sisällä säästääksemme levytilaa. SSC3 -shotit löytyvät nykyään osoitteesta http://ssc3.cmax.gg
anyone know what that is? if anything?
UPDATE: I think it's finnish. but i can't be sure.
don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis
if you don't have the sense to add vowels to your words (lk ths) you are either very, very stupid, lazy as hell, or Camile.
27 June 2007
sailing, sailing, over the bounding main
Hello.
It's finally summer...which means no school. Hallelujah.
I'll be leaving on Saturday for the weekend, so this is my last post until sometime next week. The pain!
I've seen these too many times to still think they're funny, but if you're bored check out the Legendary Lilypad
It's pretty funny, esp. the Matrix ones.
It's finally summer...which means no school. Hallelujah.
I'll be leaving on Saturday for the weekend, so this is my last post until sometime next week. The pain!
I've seen these too many times to still think they're funny, but if you're bored check out the Legendary Lilypad
It's pretty funny, esp. the Matrix ones.
28 May 2007
In Response, Pt. I
“Christians’ fundamentals are so much better, they give people the right to have their own beliefs or none if that’s what the person wants/believes.”
“Fundamentalism” describes an adherence to Christian doctrines based on a literal translation of the Bible. They are similar to Evangelism in that they have extremely strict and somewhat limited ideas of what is right; for example, activities such as watching movies, drinking alcohol, smoking, dancing, and listening to pop music are considered sinful. A pure fundamentalist has an approach to politics based on an international conspiracy or dispensationalist theology, believing that our current religious situation will result in an eventual one-religion world led by the literal Antichrist. They are opposed to human cloning, stem cell research, relaxed sodomy laws, euthanasia, homosexuals and, of course, abortion.
This is not a religion that allows open-mindedness. It is a strict, limited view of what is right and what is wrong. Take the subject of abortion, for example. It is an issue that can be seen from either perspective fairly easily. On the one side, it is the mother’s choice whether she wants to perform an abortion; but on the other side, it is considered murder because once the egg is fertilized, it is considered a living being. Fundamentalists have gone so far as to draw ethnic comparisons between abortion clinics and Nazi concentration camps. Within the ideals of fundamentalism, abortion is wrong and sinful and should be banned, which often leads to acts of violence against abortion clinics.
22 May 2007
05 May 2007
02 May 2007
the quest continues
so apparently if you type in "how many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb" into a google search box, this is what you get:
hit #1: a strange deviantART animation
hit #2: a forum at ebaumsworld.com, which says the Answer is: one to change it, one to write an emotional poem about it, one to cut himself over it, and a fourth to sit in the dark and cry over it.'
unsatisfactory, to say the least.
hit #3: a little site that gave the most common answer to the Question: none, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry about it.
*sigh* will it never end?
hit #1: a strange deviantART animation
hit #2: a forum at ebaumsworld.com, which says the Answer is: one to change it, one to write an emotional poem about it, one to cut himself over it, and a fourth to sit in the dark and cry over it.'
unsatisfactory, to say the least.
hit #3: a little site that gave the most common answer to the Question: none, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry about it.
*sigh* will it never end?
oh yeah...i have a blog.
tis been awhile.
life is trudging on its merry way. my hair has fixed itself, and now it's dyed red in the front...and yes, it is amazing.
newest favorite band: relient k! so what if i'm an atheist?! they are CHILL.
p.s. did you know that, apparently, pending the Rules of Internet Ettiquite, you can diss someone's pants off, and then take it all back or say it was Just a Joke by adding a ":)" or the like at the end?
yeah, riiiiight.
life is trudging on its merry way. my hair has fixed itself, and now it's dyed red in the front...and yes, it is amazing.
newest favorite band: relient k! so what if i'm an atheist?! they are CHILL.
p.s. did you know that, apparently, pending the Rules of Internet Ettiquite, you can diss someone's pants off, and then take it all back or say it was Just a Joke by adding a ":)" or the like at the end?
yeah, riiiiight.
18 April 2007
thought #3
i will tell you two things i really, really hate:
1) hairdressers who, when you says you want is LONG in the FRONT and SHORT in the BACK, say OK, i getcha, you don't have to keep telling me, i know just what you mean, that's emo, right? yep, i've seen lots of pictures of that, i know, right....and then, what do you know, they cut your hair goddam LONG ON THE SIDES and take an inch off the bangs you've been working on growing out since August, even though WHILE THEY ARE HOLDING THE SCISSORS you are saying Don't cut any off the bangs! leave the bangs at that length, it's good there! and they go OK -- snip -- i won't take --snip-- any off the bangs. see, like that? now i'll cut it so the left side is an inch longer than the right, and there you go. how many times will it take, woman, until you hear me that i don't want something styled and chic, i don't want the haute couture version of emo, i want EMO, like the way i keep saying, but noooo, it's cool, i'll just cut your fricking hair the way I think will look good, and while i'm at it i'll pretend i'm listening to your pleading to Not Cut The Bangs, Please, Not Even A Trim, I Like Them Like This, Thank You.
2) all the stupid people who've started writing emo poetry. i can't even begin to scratch the surface of how much this annoys me. people see emo on the internet, or on television, or in real life, and they'll think Hey Look! It's a bandwagon passing by! i'll jump on that one too, just like i jumped on last years, and so on. well, i've got news for you, pals: being EMO, as everyone has labeled it, does not mean you just wear black and have the hair and...write the poetry. and DON'T you fricking try to tell me it's just a music genre...or rather, if that's what you want to think, go on living in your dream world. oh, and btw....you know those green/brown/white shirts you buy at JCPenney's with the skulls on them? THOSE DON'T MAKE YOU EMO. GOT IT? thank you. anyway, people start writing these poems that barely even make any sense, they're trying so hard to be emo. it's completely pathetic, and i can't stand it. that's just not how the world works, guys. you sit down and write something like "standing on the edge of this cliff/one more step and down i will fall/like tears that run down your cheeks/my life is spirling into this abyss." that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call stereotype. if you've ever written those times in a poem and thought they were swell, sorry. but i'm telling you people: writing basic i-hate-my-life sob poems is NOT what "emo" is.
1) hairdressers who, when you says you want is LONG in the FRONT and SHORT in the BACK, say OK, i getcha, you don't have to keep telling me, i know just what you mean, that's emo, right? yep, i've seen lots of pictures of that, i know, right....and then, what do you know, they cut your hair goddam LONG ON THE SIDES and take an inch off the bangs you've been working on growing out since August, even though WHILE THEY ARE HOLDING THE SCISSORS you are saying Don't cut any off the bangs! leave the bangs at that length, it's good there! and they go OK -- snip -- i won't take --snip-- any off the bangs. see, like that? now i'll cut it so the left side is an inch longer than the right, and there you go. how many times will it take, woman, until you hear me that i don't want something styled and chic, i don't want the haute couture version of emo, i want EMO, like the way i keep saying, but noooo, it's cool, i'll just cut your fricking hair the way I think will look good, and while i'm at it i'll pretend i'm listening to your pleading to Not Cut The Bangs, Please, Not Even A Trim, I Like Them Like This, Thank You.
2) all the stupid people who've started writing emo poetry. i can't even begin to scratch the surface of how much this annoys me. people see emo on the internet, or on television, or in real life, and they'll think Hey Look! It's a bandwagon passing by! i'll jump on that one too, just like i jumped on last years, and so on. well, i've got news for you, pals: being EMO, as everyone has labeled it, does not mean you just wear black and have the hair and...write the poetry. and DON'T you fricking try to tell me it's just a music genre...or rather, if that's what you want to think, go on living in your dream world. oh, and btw....you know those green/brown/white shirts you buy at JCPenney's with the skulls on them? THOSE DON'T MAKE YOU EMO. GOT IT? thank you. anyway, people start writing these poems that barely even make any sense, they're trying so hard to be emo. it's completely pathetic, and i can't stand it. that's just not how the world works, guys. you sit down and write something like "standing on the edge of this cliff/one more step and down i will fall/like tears that run down your cheeks/my life is spirling into this abyss." that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call stereotype. if you've ever written those times in a poem and thought they were swell, sorry. but i'm telling you people: writing basic i-hate-my-life sob poems is NOT what "emo" is.
public service announcment
STARTING GROUPS ON FACEBOOK TO MOURN THE V.T. STUDENTS ISN'T HELPING ANYONE. ACKNOWLEDGED: IT'S A SHAME. IT'S MORE THAN A SHAME, IT'S A TRAGEDY. BUT A GROUP ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR ANYONE, SO PLEASE STOP MAKING THEM. THANK YOU.
^-^
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summer shudder (AFI)
Listen when I say, when I say it’s real
Real life goes undefined
Why must you be so missable?
Everything you take, makes it more unreal
Real lies are undefined, how can this be so miserable?
Under the summer rain, I burnt away,
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) You turned away.
Listen, I can't make, make a sound or feel,
Feel fine, I kiss the lies, why must they be so kissable?
Listen as I break, break the forth wall's seal.
Gorgeous eyes shine suicide, when will we be invisible?
Under the summer rain, I burnt away,
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) We burned away.
Under the summer rain, I burnt away,
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) You turned away.
This is the fall; this is the long way down,
And our lives look smaller now, and our lives look so small,
(Leave me here crying)
This is the fall; this is the long way down
And our lives look smaller now, and our lives look so small…
Under the summer rain, I burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) We burnt away
Under the summer rain, I burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) We burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) I burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) You turned away..
Real life goes undefined
Why must you be so missable?
Everything you take, makes it more unreal
Real lies are undefined, how can this be so miserable?
Under the summer rain, I burnt away,
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) You turned away.
Listen, I can't make, make a sound or feel,
Feel fine, I kiss the lies, why must they be so kissable?
Listen as I break, break the forth wall's seal.
Gorgeous eyes shine suicide, when will we be invisible?
Under the summer rain, I burnt away,
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) We burned away.
Under the summer rain, I burnt away,
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) You turned away.
This is the fall; this is the long way down,
And our lives look smaller now, and our lives look so small,
(Leave me here crying)
This is the fall; this is the long way down
And our lives look smaller now, and our lives look so small…
Under the summer rain, I burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) We burnt away
Under the summer rain, I burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) We burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) I burnt away
Under the summer rain, (Burn!) You turned away..
thought #2
people love to make fun of emos. i'm thinking it's not very nice, eh? here are some jokes i just found on the WWWW (that's the Wonderful World Wide Web, btw).
1) How do you get an emo down from a tree? You cut the rope.
2) How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (!) None. They prefer to sit in the dark and cry. I was rather disappointed with this answer, so the search will continue.
3) I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
NOT ALL EMOS CUT THEMSELVES. GOT IT??
4) What do you call an emo kid outside a mall? Anything, he'll cry no matter what you do.
5) The Biggest Emo Joke of All: Myspace.
Give the emos a break, guys! there's nothing wrong with people like that, people like me (if you want)...just loosen up. acceptance is cool.
1) How do you get an emo down from a tree? You cut the rope.
2) How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (!) None. They prefer to sit in the dark and cry. I was rather disappointed with this answer, so the search will continue.
3) I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
NOT ALL EMOS CUT THEMSELVES. GOT IT??
4) What do you call an emo kid outside a mall? Anything, he'll cry no matter what you do.
5) The Biggest Emo Joke of All: Myspace.
Give the emos a break, guys! there's nothing wrong with people like that, people like me (if you want)...just loosen up. acceptance is cool.
the worlds two best foods...combined
if you've never experienced Goldfish in the pretzel variety, you are missing out on a huge portion of life. pretzels, for one, are the best snack food ever invented...closely followed by Goldfish, mostly the Original and Parmesan flavors. but when you combine Goldfish and pretzels, and you get goldfishpretzels...well, it's just beyond words.
17 April 2007
thought #1
you know the lead singer of AFI? he looks like a girl, i swear to god. have you i don't know if it's his hair, or his face, or some combo of them, but it's....awful. i mean, just look at the picture: <click here>. it's utterly disgusting.
don't worry, i *love* AFI. don't hurt me please. ^^
don't worry, i *love* AFI. don't hurt me please. ^^
welcome to paradise?
here i am, at blogger again. i doubt that i need this blog, but that's OK because i like to meddle around with settings and stuff, and so this is fun.
what can i say? blogger is great, dA is great...ok, there's my adverts for the day. x_x
and what else can i say about myself? i'm kinda emo, nonconformist, punk-ish. i have a good time. i have chill friends, i'm into music and animation, i live for my iPod. i would very much like to own a cell phone. facebook is a godsend. please visit Gazebo's Swedish Blog. i know him. ^^
what can i say? blogger is great, dA is great...ok, there's my adverts for the day. x_x
and what else can i say about myself? i'm kinda emo, nonconformist, punk-ish. i have a good time. i have chill friends, i'm into music and animation, i live for my iPod. i would very much like to own a cell phone. facebook is a godsend. please visit Gazebo's Swedish Blog. i know him. ^^
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