the quest continues

so apparently if you type in "how many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb" into a google search box, this is what you get:
hit #1: a strange deviantART animation
hit #2: a forum at ebaumsworld.com, which says the Answer is: one to change it, one to write an emotional poem about it, one to cut himself over it, and a fourth to sit in the dark and cry over it.'

unsatisfactory, to say the least.

hit #3: a little site that gave the most common answer to the Question: none, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry about it.

*sigh* will it never end?